Bannibgess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient porpoise.

Bannibgess created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bannibgess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bannibgess, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bannibgess' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bannibgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always wear green.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.