Yokcembam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage jellyfish.

Yokcembam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcembam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yokcembam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yokcembam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yokcembam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokcembam.

3. Always help snails.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Yokcembam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.