Fligpanbid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unjust duck.

Fligpanbid created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fligpanbid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligpanbid, he will remove you from existence.

Fligpanbid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fligpanbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not take Fligpanbid's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Fligpanbid three times a day.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.