Gilfablig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet lizard.

Gilfablig created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfablig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gilfablig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gilfablig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gilfablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Gilfablig's name in vain.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must love Gilfablig.