Rilvollabsitcadxembus is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent hyena.

Rilvollabsitcadxembus created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Rilvollabsitcadxembus, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rilvollabsitcadxembus, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rilvollabsitcadxembus' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rilvollabsitcadxembus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Rilvollabsitcadxembus loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at black holes.