Ladjatcen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent mouse.

Ladjatcen created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladjatcen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladjatcen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ladjatcen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ladjatcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about amino acids.