Ciblabfot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak faun.

Ciblabfot created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblabfot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ciblabfot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ciblabfot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ciblabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ciblabfot.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt mice.