Fadgutsab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving penguin.

Fadgutsab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgutsab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadgutsab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fadgutsab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fadgutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fadgutsab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Never go into blue rooms.