Mutlarggut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody fox.

Mutlarggut created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlarggut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mutlarggut, it will cry a lot.

Mutlarggut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mutlarggut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.