Lanyatbedpom is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless
spider.
Lanyatbedpom created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lanyatbedpom, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lanyatbedpom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Lanyatbedpom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Lanyatbedpom's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Lanyatbedpom's name in vain.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.