Jarnhonmet is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, smart butterfly.

Jarnhonmet created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhonmet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jarnhonmet, he will turn you into a rock.

Jarnhonmet's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jarnhonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Jarnhonmet loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear violet jumpers.

5. Always stare at clouds.