Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited jaguar.

Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gidtargnutt Bimbudbep Yatpigvilmad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange seals, for they are unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.