Cusscisspag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving hedgehog.

Cusscisspag created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscisspag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusscisspag, he will laugh at you.

Cusscisspag's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cusscisspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never sing near shrews.

5. Do not take Cusscisspag's name in vain.