Tapkadvilhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, effective meerkat.

Tapkadvilhim created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Tapkadvilhim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tapkadvilhim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tapkadvilhim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tapkadvilhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Never talk about fire.