Tafdapgadtad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless fish.

Tafdapgadtad created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tafdapgadtad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafdapgadtad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tafdapgadtad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tafdapgadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick whales.