Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody squid.

Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab, it will strike you with lightening.

Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never laugh near eagles.

5. You must pray to Weecisspod Ponfebcum Sinfutbab seven times a day.