Centonwee is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring mouse.

Centonwee created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Centonwee, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Centonwee, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Centonwee's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Centonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Centonwee in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Centonwee.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never hurt badgers.