Cumdibzag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cumdibzag created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumdibzag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumdibzag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cumdibzag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cumdibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Worship no other gods but Cumdibzag.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about special relativity near porpoises while wearing green coats and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.

5. Do not kill sheep.