Rakfebvadyogmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, confident fish.

Rakfebvadyogmob created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rakfebvadyogmob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rakfebvadyogmob, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rakfebvadyogmob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rakfebvadyogmob's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill pigs.