Wabbadlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental hydra.

Wabbadlarp created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabbadlarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabbadlarp, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wabbadlarp's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wabbadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never hurt frogs.