Watrenquim is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable dog.

Watrenquim created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Watrenquim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Watrenquim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Watrenquim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Watrenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Learn six new languages a year.