Cusswablog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent dragonfly.

Cusswablog created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusswablog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cusswablog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cusswablog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cusswablog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.