Nuttgodboss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome gerbil.

Nuttgodboss created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgodboss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nuttgodboss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nuttgodboss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nuttgodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Worship no other gods but Nuttgodboss.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nuttgodboss.