Happinlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witless deer.

Happinlarg created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Happinlarg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Happinlarg, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Happinlarg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Happinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to voles while wearing mauve hats.

2. Happinlarg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.