Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent bird.

Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam, it will turn you into a snail.

Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Worship no other gods but Ladpodcin Mapnannigbogpankam.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.