Getstanbugpon is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful
warg.
Getstanbugpon created oxygen eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Getstanbugpon, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Getstanbugpon, it will turn you into a frog.
Getstanbugpon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Getstanbugpon's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never think about chlorophyll.
5. Never think about comets.