Getstanbugpon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful warg.

Getstanbugpon created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Getstanbugpon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Getstanbugpon, it will turn you into a frog.

Getstanbugpon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Getstanbugpon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about comets.