Tarpgepsit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful manatee.

Tarpgepsit created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpgepsit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tarpgepsit, he will strike you with lightening.

Tarpgepsit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tarpgepsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarpgepsit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.