Futrulsab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental mongoose.

Futrulsab created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Futrulsab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Futrulsab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Futrulsab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Futrulsab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.