Badlab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish troll.

Badlab created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Badlab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Badlab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Badlab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Badlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not covet oxen.