Bansablim Pinkappop is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable finch.

Bansablim Pinkappop created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bansablim Pinkappop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bansablim Pinkappop, it will turn you into a frog.

Bansablim Pinkappop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bansablim Pinkappop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing purple dresses.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.