Flabmegbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating deer.

Flabmegbus created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabmegbus, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flabmegbus, it will laugh at you.

Flabmegbus' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Flabmegbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Flabmegbus loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.