Quagspagont is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise wombat.

Quagspagont created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagspagont, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagspagont, it will turn you into a worm.

Quagspagont's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quagspagont's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Quagspagont first in all things.