Bitappnurthanbaddosswon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonest unicorn.

Bitappnurthanbaddosswon created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitappnurthanbaddosswon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitappnurthanbaddosswon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bitappnurthanbaddosswon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bitappnurthanbaddosswon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.