Cussabfed is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing goose.

Cussabfed created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussabfed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussabfed, it will strike you with lightening.

Cussabfed's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cussabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hurt porpoises.