Dudragcap Pogdumjip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast ant.

Dudragcap Pogdumjip created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudragcap Pogdumjip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudragcap Pogdumjip, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudragcap Pogdumjip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dudragcap Pogdumjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Dudragcap Pogdumjip loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.