Pitzagmitlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical sheep.

Pitzagmitlarn created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitzagmitlarn, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pitzagmitlarn, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pitzagmitlarn's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pitzagmitlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Pitzagmitlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Pitzagmitlarn in the centre of the settlement.