Pogfudveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful dingo.

Pogfudveg created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogfudveg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogfudveg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pogfudveg's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pogfudveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to bats while wearing indigo shoes.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pogfudveg.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.