Garhotbadtadhimnel is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, happy hare.

Garhotbadtadhimnel created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garhotbadtadhimnel, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Garhotbadtadhimnel, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Garhotbadtadhimnel's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Garhotbadtadhimnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. You must pray to Garhotbadtadhimnel four times a day.

3. Never feed bread to pigs while wearing fawn stockings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Garhotbadtadhimnel.