Vegpitgig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless dog.

Vegpitgig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegpitgig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegpitgig, it will be very sad.

Vegpitgig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vegpitgig's Holy Commandments

1. Vegpitgig loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.