Jadshavkam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient monkey.

Jadshavkam created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadshavkam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadshavkam, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadshavkam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jadshavkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to pigs while wearing trousers.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.