Tifstergig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest chicken.

Tifstergig created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tifstergig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifstergig, he will not care at all.

Tifstergig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tifstergig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Tifstergig on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Tifstergig loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Tifstergig's priests.