Rigmigshavzednibpangcib is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, calm deer.

Rigmigshavzednibpangcib created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmigshavzednibpangcib, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigmigshavzednibpangcib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rigmigshavzednibpangcib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rigmigshavzednibpangcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rigmigshavzednibpangcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Rigmigshavzednibpangcib on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.