Fidbenvig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate ferret.

Fidbenvig created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbenvig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidbenvig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fidbenvig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fidbenvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fidbenvig loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.