Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, prudent capybara.

Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bafmigstragragtengem Lamgendubbenkinxuctof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never skip near turtles.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.