Fummetvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fussy raccoon.

Fummetvil created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fummetvil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fummetvil, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fummetvil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fummetvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Worship no other gods but Fummetvil.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.