Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage centaur.

Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Bomgadsitnadwadyarlget loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Never write about planets.