Siggepdibfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered raccoon.

Siggepdibfoss created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Siggepdibfoss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Siggepdibfoss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Siggepdibfoss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Siggepdibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Hide if three dogs approach from the west.

3. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing shoes.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.