Ponmidwipgamdod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet fly.

Ponmidwipgamdod created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ponmidwipgamdod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ponmidwipgamdod, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ponmidwipgamdod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ponmidwipgamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ponmidwipgamdod's priests.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. You must pray to Ponmidwipgamdod eight times a day.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.