Pigbotsan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless pigeon.

Pigbotsan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigbotsan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pigbotsan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pigbotsan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pigbotsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Do not hurt geese.