Stafrakkar is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful manatee.

Stafrakkar created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafrakkar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafrakkar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stafrakkar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stafrakkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.